I went to the shops the other day and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said "Come on, mate, how about giving me a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes; the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked badly around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
我去商店的一天，我在那裡，只有約5分鐘。當我走了出來，有一個寫一個停車罰單的警察。所以我去了他，並說：“來吧，伙計，如何讓我休息一下嗎？”
他不理我，繼續寫票。所以我稱為他鉛筆長頸納粹。他怒視著我，並開始寫另一張機票破舊輪胎！所以，我打電話給他一塊馬糞。
他完成了第二次的車票，並把它放在第一的擋風玻璃。然後，他開始寫第三票！這種情況持續了約20分鐘;我更虐待他，他寫更多的門票。我不在乎。我的車停在嚴重指日可待。我嘗試每天有一點點的樂趣。這一點很重要。
[ 此帖被nav5在2012-04-08 15:14重新编辑 ]
