A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said "OK, I will try to think of a really good wish". Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment, know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing," know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
一個男人走沿著加州的海灘上，偶然碰到一位老燈。他撿起來擦它出彈出一個精靈。
精靈說：“OK，你釋放我從燈，等等等等，這是本月第四次，我得到一點生病的這些願望，所以你可以忘記三...你只有一個願望！“
坐在該名男子，並想過這個問題了一會兒，說：“我一直想要去夏威夷，但我很害怕飛行，我變得非常暈船，你能建立我夏威夷的橋樑，所以我開車送那邊參觀？“
精靈笑著說，“這是不可能的，想想，物流將如何支持到達太平洋底部想想多少混凝土 -！！！多少鋼沒有想到的另一個願望。 “
該名男子說：“OK，我會盡量想一個真正的良好願望”。最後，他說，“我已經結婚和離婚的四倍。我的妻子總是說，我不在乎，我敏感，所以我希望我能理解女人，知道如何將他們內心的感受是什麼他們在想，當他們給我的沉默對待，知道他們為什麼哭了，知道他們真正想要什麼，當他們說“沒事，”知道如何讓他們真正的幸福。“
精靈說，“你想，橋為兩車道或四？”
