Another, a bit naughtier... 另外，有點頑劣...
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog for company.
The clerk explained that the name of the store was "EXOTIC PETS" and that, unfortunately, they did not stock cats, dogs, fish, or any commonplace pets.
He did say, however, that he had something which might be ideal.
He took the woman into the back room. He walked over to a terrarium, and pointed proudly to a large bullfrog which sat inside it.
"Would that suit your needs?" he asked
The woman answered, scornfully, that she hardly thought an amphibian would be a suitable companion.
"Ah" replied the salesman, leering, "But this amphibian has been carefully trained...to perform oral sex upon women."
At this the women's eyes lit up. She eagerly negotiated a price of $500 for the frog, and left with it in her expectant possession. Arriving home, she drew a bubble bath, poured a glass of champagne and relaxed in anticipation. When she was throughly mellow, she dried herself, and arranged herself , nude, upon her bed. Parting her thighs, she placed the frog between them, closed her eyes, and waited.
Nothing happened.
She prodded the frog.
Still nothing.
She moved it further toward her body.
Nothing.
She ordered it to perform.
No response.
After an hour of this frustration, she picked up the phone, and called the pet shop. When the clerk answered, she complained loudly that she had been cheated.
The clerk apologized profusely, wrote down her address, and said he'd be right over.
Ten minutes later, he knocked on the door. The woman answered, wearing a nightgown.
He asked her to demonstrate the problem. She obliged, by disrobing and assuming her former position, with the frog in place.
The frog made no movement.
"You see?" she asked.
"Yes, I do," said the man.
Then, addressing the frog as he removed his necktie and shirt, he said,
"now , i'm only going to show you this one more time..."
一個有吸引力的女人走進一家寵物商店。當店員提供的援助，她解釋說，她最近離婚，並尋找一個小公司ISH狗。
店員解釋說，商店的名稱是“另類寵物”，而不幸的是，他們沒有股票的貓，狗，魚，或任何司空見慣的寵物。
然而，他沒有說他的東西可能是理想的。
他把後面的房間裡的女人。他走到一個水晶球，並自豪地指出，裡面坐著一個大牛蛙。
“這滿足您的需要嗎？”他問
該女子回答，輕蔑地說，她幾乎以為兩棲動物將是一個合適的伴侶。
“啊”推銷員回答說，送秋波，“但這種兩棲動物經過精心培訓後婦女進行口交。”
在這個婦女的眼睛亮了起來。她急切地500元的價格談判的青蛙，它留在她的準佔有。到家後，她畫了一個泡泡浴，倒了一杯香檳酒，並在預期放寬。當她透了圓潤，她自己幹，自己安排，裸體在她的床上，。臨別她的大腿，她將它們之間的青蛙，閉上了眼睛，等待著。
什麼都沒有發生。
她打了招呼青蛙。
仍然一無所獲。
她搬到進一步向著她的身體。
沒有。
她下令執行。
沒有任何反應。
這一挫折的一個小時後，她拿起電話，叫寵物商店。當店員回答說，她大聲抱怨，她被人騙了。
店員道歉大汗，寫下了她的地址，並說他馬上過來。
十幾分鐘後，他敲門。該女子回答說，穿著睡衣。
他問她來說明這個問題。她被迫脫衣和假設她以前的位置，與青蛙到位。
青蛙沒有動靜。
“你看呢？”她問。
，“那人說：”是的，我做。
然後，他取出他的領帶和襯衫，解決青蛙，他說，
“現在，我只打算告訴你一個更多的時間......”
