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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"


一個非常害羞的人進入酒吧,看到一個漂亮的女人坐在酒吧。 ,暫定,收集了他的勇氣,一個小時後,他終於走到她問:“嗯,你會介意我跟你聊了一會兒嗎?”

她響應大喊大叫,在她的肺部上方,“NO!今晚,我不會跟你睡!”現在,在酒吧裡的每個人都盯著他們。當然,這傢伙是絕望和完全的尷尬和他slinks回到他的表。

幾分鐘後,女子走了過來向他道歉。她微笑著看著他,並說,“我很抱歉,如果我為難你,你看,我在心理學的研究生,和我研究人們如何應對的尷尬境地。”

他回應,在他的肺部上方,“什麼你的意思是$ 200嗎?”





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