A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
一對夫婦去他的醫院有自己的寶寶交付。他們的到來後，醫生說，他發明了一種新的機器將父親轉移了部分母親的陣痛。
他問他們是否願意嘗試一下。他們都非常贊成。醫生疼痛轉移撥號設置對於初學者的10％，解釋，甚至10％是可能更比父親從未經歷過的疼痛。
但是，作為勞動的進展，丈夫感覺良好，並要求醫生繼續前進，撞了一個檔次。然後醫生機器調整到20％的疼痛轉移。丈夫仍然感覺很好。
醫生檢查丈夫的血壓，他在做什麼驚奇。在這一點上，他們決定嘗試為50％。
丈夫繼續感覺很好。丈夫，因為它顯然是幫助他的妻子相當，鼓勵所有的痛苦，他的醫生轉移。
妻子交付一個健康的寶寶，幾乎無疼痛。
她和丈夫都欣喜若狂。
當他們回到家時，郵遞員躺在死在他們的門廊。
