One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved
into the house next door. He was also quick to notice
that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually
in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of
breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much
as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could
stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's
house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man,
opened the door.
"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how
beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts
are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those
breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears
and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a
few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss
my wife's tits."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire
hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub
his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes,
until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss !" he
growls.
"I can't" replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars."
這個傢伙有一天發現，一對新人已搬遷
到隔壁的房子。他也很快就注意到
女人喜歡在後院曬太陽，通常
在輕薄的比基尼，展示了一個宏偉的一雙
乳房。他做了一個供水點，盡可能多和他的草坪修剪
盡可能，希望尚未再看看。最後，他
站在它沒有更多的。步行到前門的新鄰居
房子，他撞倒，並等待著。丈夫，大，身材魁梧的男人，
打開門。
“對不起”，我們的男子結結巴巴地說，“但我不能幫助注意到如何
美麗的妻子。“
“是嗎？所以呢？”他笨重的鄰居回答。
“嗯，特別是，我真的很深刻的印象多麼美麗她的乳房
是。我很樂意付你一萬塊錢，如果我能吻那些
乳房。“
身材魁梧的大猩猩是當他的妻子出現時，我們的可憐的傢伙到甲板
並停止他。她拉著他的內心深處，他們討論的報價
幾分鐘。最後，他們回來了，問我們的朋友，加強內部。
“OK”，丈夫說，粗聲粗氣地，“一萬塊錢，你可以親吻
我妻子的乳房。“
在此，妻子解開她的上衣，和慾望的雙重對象
掛在最後的自由。我們的人需要在每手之一，並進行擦
他的臉，對他們在總搖頭丸。這推移幾分鐘，
直到丈夫被惱火。 “嗯，來了，吻！”他
咆哮。
“我不能”的答复我們充滿敬畏的英雄，仍然遠離愛撫。
“為什麼不呢？”要求丈夫，現在真的很生氣。
“我沒有一萬塊錢。”
