She was so blonde that
-She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-She tripped over the cordless phone.
-She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
-If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
-When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
-She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
-She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
And then she was going to sell her car!
她是金发碧眼
她送我上有一个邮票传真。
她绊倒无绳电话。
她把她的额头上的口红，因为她要下定了决心。
她拿着一把尺子，上床看她睡多久。
在应用程序，其中说：“在这里签名”的底部，她写道：射手座。
如果她说她的心思，她会说不出话来。
当她听说，所有罪行的90％左右的家庭，她感动。
她有一个AM广播。她花了9个月，要弄清楚，她可以在夜间使用它。
她站在盯着冷冻橙汁，因为它说：“专心”。
然后，她打算卖掉她的车！
