Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 10 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
埃德是麻烦。他忘了他的结婚纪念日。他的妻子很不高兴。她告诉他“明天早上，我希望找到一个在车道上，从0到10秒200的礼物，那不如在那里。”
第二天早上爱德起了个大早，并留下工作。当他的妻子醒了，她看着窗外，果然有一个小盒子，礼品包裹在中间车道。
糊涂了，她把她的衣服上，跑出车道上，拿起盒子。
她打开一看，发现一个全新的浴室规模。
埃德的殡仪服务已排定（星期五）。
