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A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

一位金发女郎正试图出售她的老车

一位金发女郎试图出售她的旧汽车。她有很多销售问题,因为汽车有近23万英里。

有一天,她告诉她的问题,一个黑发,她曾在一家发廊。黑发告诉她,“有一种可能性,使汽车更容易出售,但它是不合法的。”

“没关系,”金发回答,“如果我只能卖汽车。”

“好吧,”说的黑发。 “这里是我的一个朋友的地址,他拥有一家汽车修理店。告诉他,我送你,他将”修复“。然后,你应该不会有问题,不再试图卖给你的车。”

下周末,金发碧眼的技工之旅。

大约一个月后,黑发问金发,“你卖你的车?”

金发碧眼的,回答说:“没有,”我为什么要?它只有50,000英里!”


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