1、老妈：“冷吗？”
我：“不冷。”
老妈：“那好，洗碗吧！”
我：“……”
老妈：“冷吗？”
我：“冷。”
老妈：“好，那戴个手套洗碗吧！”

2、老妈：这个粥一定要用砂锅煮吗？
老爸：本来不一定的，但是现在一定了。
老妈：为什么啊？
老爸：因为其他的锅都没刷呢！

3、一听说我家楼下搬来了一位艺术院校教表演的老师，儿子激动上了：“爸爸，你跟那个老师说说，让我跟他学学吧。”
我说：“你可够主动的，我帮你问问吧。”
老婆在一旁阻止道：“你呀，还是算了吧，你现在的表演能力已经很强了，一考不好就眼里含泪地检讨，弄的我都不忍心说你。”
儿子嘟囔道：“那这个老师教不教书法呀？”
老婆喊道：“你还想模仿我和你爸的笔迹？”
儿子听了扭头跑了。

这个有点意思！

不错

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哈哈，真逗啊！太可爱了

额..欢乐家庭

不错。

确实是挺有意思的撒

老妈好坑