Two women Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she wiped with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.'
兩個女人都非常忠實和熱愛的妻子，然而，他們已經得到
百加得Breezers熱情。令人難以置信的是喝醉了，
步行回家，他們需要上廁所，所以他們停在墓地。
其中一人有沒有消滅，所以她以為自己會採取
關閉了她的內褲，並使用它們。然而，她的朋友穿著相當
昂貴的內褲和一雙不想毀了他們。她
夠幸運的，旁邊有一個嚴重的花圈蹲下
色帶就可以了，所以她擦。
後女孩做他們的業務，他們便回家。
第二天一婦女的丈夫而言，他
通常天真可愛的妻子是在床上，仍然籠罩著，
所以，他打電話給其他的丈夫說，“這些女孩晚了
停下來！我
開始懷疑最壞的打算......我的妻子回家沒有穿內褲！“
“這是任何其他的丈夫說：”，“礦山回來用卡
堅持說她的屁股...... “從我們所有的消防局。
我們永遠不會忘記你。“
