An elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say... I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eyes and casually asked, "Is that one word or two?"
一對老夫婦已經很長一段時間約會對方。在朋友們的催促下，他們決定這是最後結婚的時間。
在婚禮之前，他們出去吃晚飯，並就如何工作，他們的婚姻可能有一次長談。他們討論了財政，生活安排等。最後，老先生決定是時候戳破他們的身體關係的主題。
“你感覺怎麼樣性嗎？”他問，而是滿懷信心。
“嗯，”她說，非常仔細地回應，“我不得不說...我想它的很少。”
老先生靜靜地坐在了片刻，他的眼鏡，然後，他看著她的眼睛，隨口問道，“是一個詞還是兩個？”
