A man walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him; he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
一名男子走進郵局一天，看到一位中年禿頭男子站在櫃檯在有條不紊地放置在明亮的粉紅色信封，與他們心中的“愛”郵票。然後，他拿出一個香水瓶，並開始對他們噴灑氣味。
他的好奇心得到他，他的禿頂男子，並問他，他正在做什麼。該名男子說，“我送出1000情人卡，簽名，”猜猜我是誰嗎？“
“為什麼？”該男子問。
“我是一個離婚律師，”男人的答复
