Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.
The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."
每天晚上，弗兰克会去卖酒的商店，获得六包，把它带回家，喝，当他看电视。一天晚上，他完成了最后的啤酒，门铃响了。他迷迷糊糊的门，发现一个六英尺的蟑螂，站在那里。错误抓住他的衣领，把他整个房间，然后离开。
第二天晚上后，他完成了他的第四的啤酒，门铃响了。他慢慢地走到门口，发现相同的6英尺蟑螂，站在那里。大的错误一拳打在他的肚子，然后离开。
第二天晚上后，他完成了他的第一啤酒，门铃又响了。相同的6英尺蟑螂站在那里。这一次，他是在腹股沟kneed和耳后打，因为他疼痛超过一倍。那么大的错误离开。
第四天晚上弗兰克没有喝。门铃响了。蟑螂站在那里。错误击败鼻涕，弗兰克和他留在客厅的地板上堆。
翌日，弗兰克去看望他的医生。他解释说前四夜的活动。 “我能做些什么呢？”他承认。“没有太多的”医生回答。 “这只是一个讨厌的错误，绕来绕去。”
