A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
for male : please scroll down
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour
一個女人打高爾夫球有一天當她打的球進了樹林。
她走進樹林尋找，發現了一隻青蛙在陷阱。
青蛙對她說：“如果你從這個陷阱裡放了我，我將滿足你三個願望。”
女人施放了青蛙，青蛙說，“謝謝你，但我沒有提到，有一個條件，你的願望。
那就是，無論你想什麼，你的丈夫會得到十倍的！“
女人說，“這沒關係。”
對於她的第一個願望，她想成為世界上最美麗的女人。
青蛙警告她，“你一定要明白，這個願望也將讓你的丈夫在世界上最英俊的男人，女人將會趨之若鶩的'阿多尼斯。
女人回答道，“這沒關係，因為我將成為最美麗的女人，他將只為我的眼睛。”
於是，咔嚓 - 她是世界上最美麗的女人！
對於她的第二個願望，她想成為世界上最富有的女人。
青蛙說，“那將使你的丈夫在世界上最富有的人。他會比你富有十倍。“
女人說，“這沒關係，因為我的就是他的，什麼是他的就是我。”
於是，咔嚓 - 她是世界上最富有的女人！
然後青蛙詢問她的第三個願望，她回答說，“我想得輕微的心髒病發作的。”
這個故事的寓意：女人是聰明的。不要惹他們。
女性讀者請注意：這是你的笑話結束。停在這裡，繼續感覺良好。
男：請向下滾動
該名男子有比他老婆輕微十倍的心髒病發作。
這個故事的寓意：女人是非常愚蠢的，但我覺得他們真的很聰明。
讓他們繼續這樣認為，只是盡情展現。
PS：如果你是一個女人，而且還在讀這些文字;那就只表明，婦女從來不聽！
轉發給一個很好笑的傢伙，和所有的女士們有一個良好的幽默感
