Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little
trouble deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic.
After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they
Had heard that Italian food was really good. So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On the Bridge of Sighs, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way.
As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a
person, sucked them dry and tossed the bodies into the canal below. The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds.
Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first, sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.
Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a
Short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvellous dinner but
that it was time to head back home and leave lovely Italy. As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realised that it was coming from the canal.
They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies.
They listened as the alligator sang.......
"Drained wops keep fallin' on my head." ....
兩個吸血鬼
兩名吸血鬼想出去吃，但有一個小
麻煩決定去哪裡。他們在特蘭西瓦尼亞當地的糧食有點累了，想要的東西一點點更奇特。
經過一番討論，他們決定去意大利，因為他們
早就聽說，意大利的食物是非常好的。於是他們去了意大利，在威尼斯結束了。嘆息橋，他們藏在陰影裡，等著吃晚飯。幾分鐘後，他們發現一對年輕夫婦，走自己的路。
當他們接近，吸血鬼，他們的舉動。每個吸血鬼抓起
人，吸他們幹，下面的屍體扔進運河。吸血鬼非常高興與他們的膳食，並決定秒。
幾分鐘後，另一對年輕夫婦走近，作為第一個遭受同樣的命運，吸乾，到運河下面扔。
我們的吸血鬼現在相當完整，但決定獲取甜點。在
短，而三分之一的年輕夫婦只是提供。與前兩對夫婦，這些人也被吸乾，並在鐵路扔進運河。
吸血鬼的決定，他們有一個了不起的晚餐，但
這是領導回了家，離開可愛的意大利。當他們開始步行路程，他們開始聽到一些歌聲。他們不解，因為沒有其他人的橋樑。當他們聽，他們意識到，這是從運河的到來。
他們期待在鐵路和在水中看到一個大鱷魚在橋下，在燈紅酒綠的機構。
他們聽取鱷魚唱.......
“倒掉佬保持在我的頭上落下的。”....
