"Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference."
And
Rear end shunt
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
授予我的衰老忘记的人，我从来不喜欢反正，
运气好碰到我做的，和视力有什么区别。“
和
尾部分流
我后方今天上午结束了车。
所以，我们沿着道路，慢慢的其他司机了他的车。
你知道，有时你只是得到如此强调，只是小东西看上去很可笑？
是啊，我不能相信....他是一个侏儒！！
他猛冲过去，我的车，抬头看着我，并喊道：“我不开心！”
所以，我看不起他，说：“好吧，那么哪一个是你吗？”
然后战斗开始了.....
