A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
But they only know how to say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
They say,
'Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment.
'You know,' he said,
'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .
That phrase . . In no time.'
Thank you,' the woman responded,
'this may very well be the solution..'
The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed,
She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence.
Shocked,
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
And exclaimed,
'Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered!'
一位女士有一天她的牧师，并告诉他，
“爸爸，我有一个问题。
我有两个女的鹦鹉，
但他们只知道怎么说的一件事。“
“他们是怎么说的？”牧师询问。
他们说，
“嗨，我们是妓女！
你想有一番情趣呢？“
这是色情！“牧师惊呼，
然后，他想了一会儿。
“你知道，”他说，
“我可能有一个问题的解决方案。
我有两个男的鹦鹉，
这教我祈祷和读“圣经”。
到我家带来了你的两只鹦鹉，
和我们会把他们在弗朗西斯和彼得笼。
我的鹦鹉可以教你的赞美和崇拜的鹦鹉，
和你的鹦鹉是一定要停止说。 。 。
这句话。 。在没有时间。“
谢谢你，“女人的回应，
“这很可能是解决方案......”
第二天，
她带来了她的女性祭司家的鹦鹉。
因为他迎来了她，
她看到他的两个雄性鹦鹉
内被他们拿着念珠和祈祷的笼子。
深刻的印象，
她走了过来，并与他们放置在她的鹦鹉。
几分钟后，
雌性鹦鹉异口同声地哭了：
嗨，我们是妓女！
你想有一番情趣呢？“
有惊呆沉默。
震惊，
看着一雄鹦鹉在其他雄性鹦鹉
和惊呼，
“把珠子，弗兰克。
我们的祈祷已经回答！“
