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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this man would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him ... they kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive man, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The man says, "You can choose any prize you like from the bottom shelf".

一个女人满足华丽的男子在一间酒吧。他们谈话,他们连接,他们最终将一起离去。他们回到自己的位置,他表示在他的公寓,她,她注意到他的卧室里装甜美可爱泰迪熊。一个架子上的数百个可爱的小北极熊,一路沿地板,可爱的中型高一点架子上,架子顶部沿墙壁上巨大的巨大的熊。
女人惊讶,这名男子有一个泰迪熊,尤其是如此广泛收集,但她决定不提这给他,和他敏感的一面相当深刻的印象。她转身向他...他们亲吻...然后他们撕对方的衣服,使炎热潮湿的爱。这个敏感的人的强烈的激情夜后,他们正躺在那里,在余辉,女人滑过,并询问,面带微笑,“嗯,它是如何?”
该名男子说,“你可以选择任何你想从货架底层的奖金。”
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