There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after
a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile
phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the
following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W - "Great! I am at the shopping precinct around the corner from where you
are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I
buy it?"
H - "What's the price?"
W - "Only ￡1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me
a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought
last year..."
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only ￡60,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I
stopped by the estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at
last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, fantastic garden,
acre of parkland, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only ￡450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to ￡420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him
in astonishment. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and
asks "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
有几个男人坐在更衣室的一个高尔夫俱乐部之后
一个回合，淋浴和改变为19洞。突然移动
手机上的长椅环。其中一人捡起来，
下面的谈话随之而来：（高 - 丈夫的W - 妻）
的H - “你好？”
的W - “亲爱的，这是我在俱乐部你吗？”
的H - “是的。”
的W - “伟大的，我在拐角处的购物区从那里你
是。我刚才看到一个美丽的皮大衣。这是绝对华丽！我可以
买吗？“
的H - “什么价？”
的W - “只有英镑1,000”
的H - “嗯，好吧，继续得到它，如果你想那么远......”
的W - “啊，我也停止了奔驰经销商，看到2003年
模型。我看到我真的很喜欢。与我交谈的推销员，他给了我
一个很好的价格......因为我们需要交流，我们买了宝马
去年......“
的H - “什么价格，他引述吗？”
的W - “只有￡60,000...”
的H - “确定，但这个价格我想与所有的选项。”
的W - “伟大的，但我们挂机之前，别的东西......”
的H - “什么？”
的W - “这看起来好像很多，但我核对您的银行帐户和我
今天上午由地产*****和停止，看到了我们期待已久的房子
去年。这是可以转让！！还记得吗？一个游泳池，美仑美奂的花园之一，
英亩的公园，海滨财产“。
的H - “多少钱，他们问？”
的W - “仅￡450,000 - 一个宏伟的价格......我看到我们有那么多
在银行支付...“
的H - “好了，然后继续买，但哄抬420,000英镑OK？”
的W - “！好吧，亲爱的...谢谢，我会再见到你我爱你！！”
的H - “再见......我也爱你......”
该名男子挂断及关闭手机的皮瓣。其他人都看着他
惊讶。丈夫举起了手，同时持有手机和
问：“有谁知道这个电话属于谁呢？”
