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FIREMAN  消防员




A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a
wonderful system at the fire station: bell 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, bell  2 rings and we all slide down the pole, bell 3 rings and we're
on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say bell  1, I want you to strip naked. When say bell  2, I
want you to jump in bed. And when I say bell  3, we are going to make love
all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled, bell  
1 The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled bell  2, the
wife jumped into bed. When he yelled bell  3, they began making love.
After
a few minutes the wife yelled bell  4. What the hell is bell  4? asked the
husband?

roll out  more hose, she replied,  ! you are no where near the fire

消防员从工作一天回家告诉他的妻子,你知道,我们有一个
精彩的系统,在消防局:钟1环,我们都对我们提出
夹克,钟2环和我们都滑下极,钟三响,我们
在消防车整装待发。

从现在当我说钟1,我要你脱光衣服。钟2时说,我
希望你在床上跳。当我说钟3,我们要做爱
一整夜。第二天晚上,他下班回家,喊道:钟
妻子迅速采取一切她脱衣服。当他大叫钟2,
妻子跳下床。他大叫钟3时,他们开始做爱。

几分钟妻子大叫钟4。钟4到底是什么?问
丈夫吗?

推出更多的软管,她回答说,!你是不近火

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