A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did counting, and all the
other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! That's good, isn't it Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The next day the girl comes skipping home and screams, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did the alphabet,
and all the other kids only got to D, but I got up to G. A, B, C, D, E, F, G! That's good, isn't it Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is."
The following day the girl comes skipping home and exclaims, "Mommy, Mommy! Today we did gym class,
and all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36C breasts.
"That's good, isn't it Mommy?"
"Yes dear, it is," replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No dear, it's because you're 25."
一个女孩来跳从学校回家，并大喊：“妈妈，妈妈！今天，我们没有计数，和所有的
其他孩子只有5个，但我得到了高达10。 1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，10！那好，是不是妈妈？“
“是的，亲爱的，它是。”
“是，因为我是金发碧眼，妈妈吗？”
“是的，亲爱的，它是。”
第二天女孩的，跳绳家庭和尖叫声，“妈妈，妈妈！今天我们所做的字母，
和所有其他的孩子只有到D，但我得到了G。，B，C，D，E，F，G！那好，是不是妈妈？“
“是的，亲爱的，它是。”
“是，因为我是金发碧眼，妈妈吗？”
“是的，亲爱的，它是。”
翌日女孩来跳绳家，感叹地说，“我们做了妈妈，妈妈！今天上体育课，
和所有其他女孩胸部平坦，但我有这些！“此时女孩拉起她的顶端露出一双惊人的36C乳房。
“那好，是不是妈妈吗？”
“是的，亲爱的，它是”略显尴尬的母亲回答说。
“这是因为我是金发碧眼，妈妈？”
“不，亲爱的，那是因为你25。”
