A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since
he
sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes
and
her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the
theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest
dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her
place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been so incredible!!!!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every
guy you meet?".
"No," she replies........." "You just happened to catch my eye."
一名男子在一家豪華的餐廳用餐，並有一個華麗的
紅頭髮坐在鄰桌。他已檢查她自
他
坐了下來，但缺乏跟她的神經。突然，她打噴嚏
和
她的玻璃眼睛，其插座飛行對人。他
本能地伸出手，抓住它的空氣，雙手回來。
“哦，我，我很抱歉，”女人說，她彈出她的眼睛，早在
地方。 “讓我買你的使你的晚餐，”她說。
他們一起享受一個美妙的晚餐，事後
飲料影院其次。他們說話，他們笑，她分享她的
最深
夢想和他分享他的。她聽。
支付的一切後，她問他是否願意來
她的
睡前的地方.........留早餐。
第二天早上，她廚師與所有的愛心的美味佳餚。
驚奇的傢伙！一切都那麼不可思議！！
“你知道，”他說，“你是完美的女人。你該高興
一切
傢伙，你滿足嗎？“。
“不，”她回答說.........“ “你剛好趕上我的眼睛。”
